Nem hamburgert, √©ttermet. Nagy-Britanni√°ban, Olaszorsz√°gban √©s Franciorsz√°gban. √Āll√≠t√≥lag az√©rt, hogy alternat√≠v √©letp√°ly√°t biztos√≠tson Kim Kardashiannek a val√≥s√°gshow-k ut√°ni √©letre, de van az eg√©szben egy nagyon sz√©p Vonnegut-utal√°s is, amit most bemutatunk.

A Bajnokok reggelije c√≠mŇĪ reg√©nyben van egy jelenet, amikor Dwayne Hoover, a Burger Chef-frencs√°jztulajdonos, a cselekm√©ny elŇĎrehaladt√°val egyre bogarasabb fŇĎhŇĎs elviszi egy d√©lut√°ni l√©gyottra Francine Pefk√≥t, titk√°rnŇĎj√©t-szeretŇĎj√©t. Francine √°rtatlanul megjegyzi egy helyrŇĎl, hogy milyen j√≥ lenne ide egy Kentucky Fried Chicken:

‚ÄúYou know what I keep thinking?‚ÄĚ said Francine. Dwayne snuffled.

‚ÄúThis would be a very good location for a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise.‚ÄĚ

Dwayne’s relaxed body contracted as though each muscle in it had been stung by a drop of lemon juice.

Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.

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A felvet√©sre az eddigre m√°r el√©g k√≥tyagos Dwayne teljesen megŇĎr√ľl, hogy minden nŇĎ kurva, √©s Francine-nek csak a p√©nze kell, hogy egy gyors√©ttermi frencs√°jz legal√°bb sz√°zezer doll√°r, √©s √≠gy tov√°bb.

So she fell apart when Dwayne persisted in his nastiness. He told her that every woman was a whore, and every whore had her price, and Francine’s price was what a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise would cost, which would be well over one hundred thousand dollars by the time adequate parking and exterior lighting and all that was taken into consideration, and so on.

Francine replied in blubbering gibberish that she had never wanted the franchise for herself, that she had wanted it for Dwayne, that everything she wanted was for Dwayne.

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Csak remélni lehet, hogy Kardashian ennél boldogabban fogadta a kedves ajándékot.

Illusztráció: Kurt Vonnegut